rYan does comedY

I don’t know why this is happening, but i’m alright with that.

Clarence Clemons and Bruce Springsteen.

Rest in Peace, Big Man.

Cat Hugs Baby Kitten Having Nightmare

You had me at “Cat Hugs…”

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“Sunday”

(“Worshippin’ worshippin’ yeah!”)

Even less tolerable than “Friday”

Stick around for the rap.

“That car is orange! Nothing rhymes with orange!”

Be back later. Have to vomit.

(Source: youtube.com)

Thank God they finally woke up!

(they lose points for saying Resident Evil is their favorite zombie movie)

Oooh, burnnn. I mean, not in the hellfire way he was expecting, but still…

Also, he says the rapture on May 21st was actually just the day God judged us to get ready for the real rapture in October. Because I guess God wants to let it sit a few months. You know, to make sure he didn’t make a mistake or something.

Seriously Sid, watch out. They already got me…

sesamestreet:

Pro tip: You’ve got to put down the duckie if you want to play the saxophone.

Sellers and Kubrick on the set of Dr. Strangelove or:  How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

I still think Kimble is guilty. One-armed man? Please.