June 2011
May 2011
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has... →
Thank God they finally woke up!
(they lose points for saying Resident Evil is their favorite zombie movie)
New Billboard Calls Harold Camping's Rapture Dud... →
Oooh, burnnn. I mean, not in the hellfire way he was expecting, but still…
Also, he says the rapture on May 21st was actually just the day God judged us to get ready for the real rapture in October. Because I guess God wants to let it sit a few months. You know, to make sure he didn’t make a mistake or something.
AFP: Dalai Lama 'says bin Laden killing justified' →
Even the goddamn Dalai Lama was like “fuck that guy!”
Villains in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers -... →
Anyone got a few free hours?
The Smoke Off by Shel Silverstein
In the laid back California town of sunny San Raphael Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake, you prob’ly knew her well. She’d been stoned fifteen of her eighteen years and the story was widely told That she could smoke ‘em faster than anyone could roll. Her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat Where dwelt The Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past With long...
April 2011
“Inspector: You’re playing God!
Steve Martin: Somebody has to!”
– The Man with Two Brains
anyone lived in a pretty how town (with up so floating many bells down) spring summer autumn winter he sang his didn't he danced his did Women and men(both little and small) cared for anyone not at all they sowed their isn't they reaped their same sun moon stars rain children guessed(but only a few and down they forgot as up they grew autumn winter spring summer) that noone loved him more by more...
WatchDon’ You Go Rounin’ Roun to Re Ro
“Either way it seemed like a lot of killing over a very small amount of money.”
-Peter Travers, Rolling Stone
March 2011
Jennifer Garner will play Miss Marple in a new... →
Is this a silly joke? This is exactly the kind of headline you would see on a fake newspaper meant to demonstrate how Hollywood doesn’t understand anything about anything.
“Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, ‘This is an...”
– Douglas Adams
