rYan does comedY: Archive

Oct 31st

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Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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“I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder. The best I could hope for would be to drown...”

– Dylan Moran (via dailydoseofdylanmoran)

Oct 29th

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azizisbored: Subtle Sexuality - Male Primadonna Mindy Kaling’s webshorts for “The Office” are hilarious. Check out this awesome video and go to SubtleSexuality.com for more. UPDATE: LINK FIXED. This is perfect. Also, is it just me or is Erin (Ellie Kemper) the most underused person on the cast? Because she’s awesome.

Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

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Oct 29th

This dude says if his group gets a million... →

Please, tumblverse. Make this dream come true. Yes we can! (Si se puede!)

Oct 29th

Oct 28th

kelleeeee: carlovely: say anything - wow, i...

Oct 28th

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Oct 27th

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Everyone is always trying to keep with the the...

Why don’t the Joneses just slow the fuck down for a minute? They’re not making any friends, being so far ahead of everyone else. It’s like the kid in gym class who runs ahead makes everyone else look bad. None of us want to be doing this shit. If we all just go the same speed, then it looks like everyone is going fast enough. We would all save some time and money. Especially the...

Oct 27th

Oct 26th

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“Darling Rita, once you were a dream and a prayer. Now our future is as bright as...”

– Dexter Morgan

Oct 26th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

The thing about shotgunning a beer...

is that it forces you to choose between drinking fast and wasting beer. The choice is clear. And your whiny little friends are forced to either meet your standards or reimburse you for the beer. It’s a “cruel to be kind” scenario. It’s tough love.

Oct 25th

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Oct 23rd

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I'm probably staying in tonight.

Anyone got any tv show suggestions? I need something new and it needs to go well with beer. ?

Oct 23rd

“Oh my God, Malia! He did not say that! Let’s text him now!”

– Devon Banks to Malia Obama

Oct 23rd

The West Wing Word of the Day:

Bloviate: 1. (v.) To speak or discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner. Ex. Someone who is bloviating might like to use words like ensorcel or redoubtable.

Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Additionally:

If anyone wants to write for “Is This A Good Date Movie?”, let me know. I’ll add you. I can’t save dating alone. Probably I can’t save it at all, but I prefer to think positively.

Oct 23rd