September 2009
I bought a ukulele today.
Except a sub-standard cover of an overplayed song very soon.
First date ideas?
Follow-up: Is me making dinner too much?
Brittany just raised a very good point.
bestiesonice:
“You want a Paul Rudd, plus 4 inches. Maybe 5 or 6.”
(We’re talking about height, sickos.)
God love him.
You mean…TALL RUDD????
HA! HAHAHAHA!
…ok. I can see why people like me better when I’m gone.
I was actively posting for a week and my...
I went out of town, my tumblarity bumped up.
Apparently I’m more popular when I offer people nothing.
There’s either a really good or really awful lesson there.
AND WELL, HE'S ON THE TABLE AND HE'S GONE TO CODE...
I love reading the Community Voice section of my...
Every entry is like an amazing little Hemingway short story.
Examples:
I was wondering if anyone knew anything about all the police cars speeding through Sayre last Wednesday. They were going into Waverly at such a high rate of speed.
The gray victorian house next to the library looksso nice now that the bushes have been lowered. It is heartening to see a nice old building cared for well.
And...
“I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be...”
– James Bond in the novel, Casino Royale. (via ryanmckee)
I don’t see how anyone could not like James Bond. It doesn’t make sense to me.
Greg Malins and Arianna Huffington co-develop new... →
“This time it’s set in Washington and the three young people who are shacking up together … are all newly elected members of Congress!”
I’m not even fucking around. This is for real.
WatchMy stand-up from last night. PLEASE WATCH???
Anyone around Ithaca, NY
Come see me be funny tonight at 7:30 at Ithaca College in IC Square.
who has a cigar!
(via nudawn)
If I get it wrong, will have gotten “close but no cigar?”
…sorry.
45% Of Doctors Would Consider Quitting If Congress... →
complicatedshoes:
But you can keep your doctor. Just chain him up in the basement. Keep him down there with the religion and guns you’re clinging to.
Wherever you fall politically, this seems like a strange idea to me.
So you spend, let’s say, 100,000$ on college and med school. It takes at least 8 years of your life. That’s the minimum for being a doctor, right? And then you...
“Hey, bro.”
– My mom
amandadoes:
President Obama Calling Kanye...
Watchjoshruben:
Unfunny People, shot by Vince, edited by Matt, produced by Ben, directed by me. Nick Ross and Zach Lombaro kill it as Carrot Top and Gallagher, respectively.
Digg it!
