Original rants about the iPod upon its Release →
(via paulscheer) This is great. I like “…it wont sell, and be killed off in a short time…and it’s not really functional.” and “I for one am disappointed and think that apple is making a mistake by trying to get into this market.”
Its like a Hitchcock movie where your thrown into a rubber bag and put in the...– Corky St. Claire, Waiting for Guffman. (via shutupkristen) Guffman auto-reblog
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger →
The Onion is always relevant.
schbank: HELLO! Dom Joly out and about with his new iPad. I miss Trigger Happy TV
WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE →
Someone found the upside of the Twilight movies.
Seth on the NBC Late night shakeup
uprightcitizens: make-em-laugh: unicornery: This week, you didn’t need Cinemax to see someone get screwed on TV. So how did NBC let it come to this? Well, I think I can explain it. Let’s say you’re married, and it’s the number one marriage in the country. But then, you meet someone else who just sweeps you off your feet. So you say to her, “I wanna marry you. In five years.“ And she...
God grant me the serenity...
chan-chan: How does one go about tactfully requesting that they NOT be included on religious forwards in the office? Because so far today I’ve received 12 e-mails telling me to take time each day to pray and thank Jesus and get on my knees, which were then immediately followed by an email from the system administrator telling me I was over my storage limit. I’m far from being a Godless...
I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat I will let you fall in...– Sue Sylvester
Everyone do this today...
complicatedshoes: Go to your nearest bookstore and ask if they have any books about vampires.
Fish don’t blink. Which is the main eye defence. If you’re ever trying to get...– David Mitchell (via schbank)
annahinks: Love You Madly // Cake
I had a problem because I was blacking out all the time. And I went and I...– John Mulaney
I'm at the age now where my peers are gaining...
It’s kinda depressing, but at least the poptarts are good.
fattaegie: Dana Gould effing genius this is why he wrote for the Simpsons. Did you see zodiac yet, mom? Why do people kill?”
Wanna ask me anything?
Well, fuck you.