February 2010
I miss point-and-click adventures.
YOU ARE SITTING IN A ROOM. THERE IS A TABLE IN FRONT OF YOU. THE TABLE HAS A FORK, A KNIFE AND A SPOON, AS WELL AS A BOWL OF HOT SOUP.
>EAT SOUP
“EAT SOUP” WITH WHAT?
>EAT SOUP WITH SPOON
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
>PICK UP SPOON
YOU NOW HAVE A SPOON. YOU PLACE IT IN YOUR KNAPSACK.
>USE SPOON
USE SPOON WITH WHAT?
>USE SPOON WITH SOUP
YOU HAVE A SOUP-FILLED SPOON.
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Louis C.K. Still Smoothing Out Edges of Most... →
mattbraunger:
comedycentral:
(via somuchfunithurts)
Amazing.
Seconded.
January 2010
Original rants about the iPod upon its Release →
(via paulscheer)
This is great.
I like “…it wont sell, and be killed off in a short time…and it’s not really functional.”
and “I for one am disappointed and think that apple is making a mistake by trying to get into this market.”
“Its like a Hitchcock movie where your thrown into a rubber bag and put in the...”
– Corky St. Claire, Waiting for Guffman. (via shutupkristen)
Guffman auto-reblog
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger →
The Onion is always relevant.
Watchschbank:
HELLO!
Dom Joly out and about with his new iPad.
I miss Trigger Happy TV
http://conancomebackclock.com/ →
