I’m so excited The Hills are finally over so I won’t be edited by...– Heidi Montag, who is excited that her show is ending so that more people can see her. or Heidi Montag, who is the lowest form of life.
Anonymous asked: What Does P Diddy Feel Like when He wakes up?
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Virgin a step closer to ferrying passengers to... →
This headline blew my mind for a few seconds. The article’s still kind of interesting, but not NEARLY as interesting as it should have been.
New College Graduates To Be Cryogenically Frozen... →
Oh thank God. I was starting to panic. Wake me up in 3010!
Easy as pie! Piece of cake! Simple as a muffin!
Anonymous asked: Ryan you are super hot, can I suck you cock?
When you put the last of your money into buying gas for your car. You start the car up. The meter still reads empty. What I’m saying is, does anyone need a handy man? I can do yard work and odd jobs. I have some plumbing experience. I’m cheap. You’d have to pick me up though.
What’s good about sad? It’s happy for deep people.– I was on a bus for 12 hours yesterday. Now I’m watching Doctor Who (from which the above quote is derived). I spend a lot of just time sitting around.
First LGBT Nursing Home to Open in Massachusetts →
lemonlove: fuckyeahtrannies: nanablog: Retirement is looking a tad bit sweeter. “The Elsie Frank House, the nation’s first nursing home built specifically to assist lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender senior citizens, is set to open soon in Chelsea, MA. “ this is totally awesome! This is something I would never even have thought of. Nice job expanding my world view, society.
funnyordie: Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion Starring: Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Darrell Hammond, Fred Armisen, Maya Rudolph, and directed by Ron Howard. Barack Obama gets a surprise visit in the night from ex-Presidents Bush Sr., Bush Jr., Clinton, Ford, Reagan and Carter to get a few pointers about the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and why...
Chile earthquake: Shock effect on Earth's axis |... →
schbank: The earthquake that struck Chile on Saturday may have shifted the Earth’s axis and created shorter days, according to scientists at Nasa. Richard Gross, a geophysicist at Nasa’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, said the 8.8 magnitude quake could have moved the Earth’s axis by 2.7 milliarcseconds (about 8cm) – enough to shorten a day by about 1.26 microseconds. Great....