April 2010
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Anyone wanna ask me something?
I’m bored.
The man who didn't understand satire:
A while ago, my friend Joe and I put a video on youtube called “Interview with a REAL Serial Killer”
Basically I play a serial killer talking about my life, and I basically blame my serial killing on music and television.
If you can’t tell, it’s a tiny bit tongue-in-cheek. Just a little. You know, that parts where I pretend to be a serial killer and blame it on music and...
“Everything’s going to Hell in a Bonham Carter.”
– Stephen Fry
LOST spoiler:
At the end, it turns it out was all just a TV show, and we have to go back to work.
I know, I’m disappointed too.
“The war situation has developed not necessarily to Japan’s advantage.”
– The Emperor of Japan, days after the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I guess he should be commended for not overreacting?
“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover...”
– Dave Barry (via 24freedinners)
“Dumavale ran a hand across his sweaty brow, brushing a lock of his ebon hair...”
– An excerpt from the fantasy novel I’m writing (and clearly taking a little too seriously).
Anonymous asked: I love the 90's! and all of the things that VH1 tells me I should Love! What is one of your most favorite 90's memories!?
While I'm out of town...
ask me some questions that I can answer inadequately upon my return?
(sometimes I speak like an 17th century British fop)
“I’ve learned in comedy never to alienate the audience. Otherwise, I would be...”
– Steve Martin (via complicatedshoes)
chan-chan:
Dolly Parton - 9 to 5
Man, Dolly had...
I was googling some magic tricks...
…because I have a vibrant social life.
In the course of events, I came across this precious little aside:
The old “Gasoline into Flaming Newspaper” variation of this effect, made famous by Kenton “Firefly” Burns just before his sudden retirement, is no longer considered safe enough for performance.
I especially like the implication that, at one time, the old...
I found the least restful method of sleep.
Last night, I had some work to finish it, so, rather than finishing it and going to bed, I decided, at 10pm, that I had time for a nap.
I set an alarm for 11pm.
At 11 I hit snooze.
At 11:10, I reset the alarm for midnight.
At midnight I set the clock for 1am.
At 1am, I set an alarm for 2:15am.
At 2:15, I set the alarm for 3:15.
At 3:15, I set the alarm for 4:15.
At 4:15, I set the alarm...
