Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Am I the only person who thinks about what it would be like to fuck God? Oh, I’m sorry…make love to God. Or probably God would make love to me. Especially the Old Testement God. That God is totally a top. New Testement God probably cries afterwards and wants to cuddle. Both have their places.

Am I the only person who thinks about what it would be like to fuck God? Oh, I’m sorry…make love to God.

Or probably God would make love to me. Especially the Old Testement God. That God is totally a top. New Testement God probably cries afterwards and wants to cuddle.

Both have their places.

  1. sugartitz said: have you seen the episode of the sarah silverman show where she fucks god? the ending is hilarious. he’s like “can i call you later?” and she’s like “…aaahhh I don’t have a cell phone, sorry”
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