DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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I just did a Google image search for “prettiest mugshot.”
I consider this proof that we’re still a long way off from being conquered by the machines.
Unless they know something about this man that I don’t…

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
Check my links.
Look at my friends' pages.
Ask me a question.