DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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I don’t understand why this exists, but it fascinates me. Also, it seems to imply that which house you end up in depends on your coloration. That’s quite an accusation. Your move, Hogwarts.

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
Check my links.
Look at my friends' pages.
Ask me a question.