DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]Just a guy cleaning a cobra pit. And, you know, throwin’ cobras around with his hands. And not giving a fuck.
File this under: THINGS I WILL NEVER EVER DO.

I'm Ryan.
I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
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Ask me a question.