DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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Pro tip: You’ve got to put down the duckie if you want to play the saxophone.
Is that an owl? I LOVE OWLS!! :D
put down the duckie! you gotta...sax-o-phonnneee. I had a tape of this.
This is adorable! ♥ Altos FTW! :D ♥
These are true facts.
what, what, what is this?

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I'm a comedian.
Poke around.
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