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I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]Oooh, burnnn. I mean, not in the hellfire way he was expecting, but still…
Also, he says the rapture on May 21st was actually just the day God judged us to get ready for the real rapture in October. Because I guess God wants to let it sit a few months. You know, to make sure he didn’t make a mistake or something.

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