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[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]A girl caught reading Fahrenheit 451 over someone’s shoulder on...subway. He fell slightly...
At the risk of being a jackass, books hit me harder now than when I was a kid. The value of a lit degree is that it...
- Why What We Pore Over At 12 May Be The Most Important Reading We Ever Do” (da Baltimore City Paper)

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