DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
[source theme] [thanks to tumblr]“Sunday”
(“Worshippin’ worshippin’ yeah!”)
Even less tolerable than “Friday”
Stick around for the rap.
“That car is orange! Nothing rhymes with orange!”
Be back later. Have to vomit.
(Source: youtube.com)

I'm Ryan.
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Poke around.
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