DISCLAIMER:
I'm not always funny.
I'm only human.
please: chill out.
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Did your parents read you this book growing up? It was one of my favorites.
This is my life today. I think I’m going to go collect all of my favorite kids books. Easy to digest and hit the nail on the freaking head.
i was just thinking about this book the other day!
i was thinking about what the equivalent would be for an adult.
i came to the conclusion it would be a much sadder book.
i was just thinking about...the other day! i...thinking...
one. Another favorite? Miss Nelson Is Missing (click through for img)
loved this book!

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